Dave was fast. It was faster. [Shout-out to my cousin for this one]Before the fox, I was lonely.A deteriorating brain can't drive safely.He was mad, he was right.The arsenic wasn't in the recipeHe came home... in a box"Hey, watch this!" he told Ma.It blasted off, and tipped overI looked up, I can't tellMy brother and … Continue reading Six-Letter Lightning Round II →

Note to self: Juvie isn't daycareSleepwalkers and driving don't ever mixHeart stopped, saw fire, I reformedWhoever said aliens would be invaders?Alright! Flying exam! What could happen?A tornado and nuclear plant. WHY?!Why was our baby's power invisibility!Brain, give me something to write!Dr O'Keeffe, born 2091, died 1952I saw my body before descentI robbed a bank for $9,000?!I opened the tomb, nobody … Continue reading Six-Letter Lightning Round →