My Magnum Opus

                  Leonidas Aleister the XXXXXIIIIth stared out at the ethereal acquiescent unfamothably beautiful bubbles of unfathomable beauty. Their radiant myriad colors radiated in a radius of a rainbow from the primordial denoument of the apocalyptic precipitation of the dawn of the vast and unfathmable planet. And from these bubbles came impossibly painful agony of agonizing torment beyond the tortue of the pits of the infernum upon the death of a single solitary airborne sphere, partially because it was so impossibly radiant and beautiful beyond the face of Aphrodite, and in part because, post mortem, a drop of the clear blood that had once composed that sphere flew into his ocellus. 

        Leonidas Aleister the XXXXXIIIIth let out a cry that would shake the entire cosmos, from the apex of the celestial paragons of the heavens to the dreaded ravenous depths of bottomless Tartarus. He screamed with a volume and pitch that caused every atom in that ever was, ever is, and could possibly ever exist, and that could’ve existed but don’t, or some say exist but don’t, or some say can’t exist but do, or could possibly appear in the impossible realms, all shook with the burning vengeance in Leonidas Aleister the XXXXXIIIIth’s heart.

     “WHHHHOOOOOO DARETH COMMIT THIS UNPARDONABLE OFFENSE AGAINST THE LIEGE LORD LEONIDAS ALEISTER THE XXXXXIIIITH IN ALL HIS REGAL SPLEEEEENNNNNNDOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!!!!!!” he cried out as he glanced his surroundings. He spotted a cherub not much larger than himself, but Leonidas Aleister the XXXXXIIIIth knew that beneath the face of this innocent, beautiful child, there lay a demon scheming to bring his ruin and do his harm, a monster from the depths of hades spawned from the collective filth of humanity’s corruption, and he knew that this creature in the guise of a child, in the guise of a human, must be punished.

        “IN THE NAME OF YOURS TRULY, THE LIEGE LORD LEONIDAS ALEISTER THE XXXXXIIIITH IN ALL HIS REGAL SPLEDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” he shouted in his world shaking scream “I ORDER YOU EXECUTED IMMEDIATELY. NO MORE, DEMON, SHALL YOUR SCHEMES THREATEN THE WORLD, NO MORE SHALL ANY MANY ENDURE THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR MACHINATIUONS, NO MORE SHALL YOU TEMPT, HARM, AND TORMENT ANY OF THE DENIZENS OF MY ROYAL KIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

      And so this stain upoin the spledid spledor of Leonidas Aleister the XXXXXIIIIth’s empire was put to an end, and no more did it disobey the commands of Leonidas Aleister the XXXXXIIIIth, for he was now deceased and lay within the womb and tomb of mother earth Gaia.