O Father in heaven I entreat you for your aid The Serpent has me trapped The beast within pervades O Lord, if I am left alone The Serpent whispers filth into my mind Although I fight to remain clean The cravings of the flesh all bind Forgive me my indulgences I can’t prevail alone Please … Continue reading Save this Soiled Sinner
Resolutions
There was a young lad from Japan Who wanted to become a man As New Year’s approached He resolved to be coached If only his coach had a plan There was also a girl we called Gwen Who did not have a way with the men When New Year’s eve came A man was her … Continue reading Resolutions
Call of Immanuel
Do not fear, my shepherds dear We haven't come in wrath In land nearby, the time is nigh The Savior shall draw his first breath See the boy, and fill with joy For he is the Son of God Travel far to yonder star Witness and be awed!
Abandoned Earth
The skies are aflame Bathing the Earth in dusk See it burn, see it burn The virtuous have left And taken virtue with them They won’t burn, they won’t burn The Serpent has the entire world Trapped within its toxic coils strong Watch the men succumb to biting flies Their pain a millennium long See … Continue reading Abandoned Earth
The Minosoa Case
In the small town of Minosoa, the people prided themselves on their cattle. Their cattle were the fattest and most profitable around. Minosoa always came first in county fairs, and the towns people were some of the wealthiest in the state. So, when the cattle began to disappear, the … Continue reading The Minosoa Case
Six-Letter Lightning Round
Note to self: Juvie isn't daycareSleepwalkers and driving don't ever mixHeart stopped, saw fire, I reformedWhoever said aliens would be invaders?Alright! Flying exam! What could happen?A tornado and nuclear plant. WHY?!Why was our baby's power invisibility!Brain, give me something to write!Dr O'Keeffe, born 2091, died 1952I saw my body before descentI robbed a bank for $9,000?!I opened the tomb, nobody … Continue reading Six-Letter Lightning Round
Thanksgiving
O thank the Lord this autumn day For ev’ry blessing in my way For ev’ry gen’rous gift of mine My gratitudes and thanks all shine My thanks for ev’ry ounce of strength For every year of our lives’ length My thanks for wits and furnished brains And prosp’rous harvest of our grains Thanks be to … Continue reading Thanksgiving
AnDiva
Hisako glared at the Holovision as the next ad played. Yet another AnDiva whose name Hisako neither remembered nor cared to remember was advertising her new album, renting software of her voice to songwriters, and advertising a concert in the area. Hisako turned the ad off and walked to the bathroom. She looked in the … Continue reading AnDiva
The Day that Always Came
It was just another evening for Alex. He finished his calculations, cleaned his desk, drove to a pub, bought a drink, ordered his dinner. He sat there, thinking about where his life could’ve been instead, wishing he’d proposed to Jane. He’d moved away for his first job when he could’ve stayed and proposed, and on … Continue reading The Day that Always Came
Berries
Michael plummeted from the sky, water drops hitting his face as he fell through the fog. A lightning bolt narrowly missed him, hitting the coffee table at which he had sat moments before. The table splintered into tiny fragments, and the fog was gone. All Michael could see was the furniture and decorations of his … Continue reading Berries
Carter's Compendium 